Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Randomize
