You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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