i would punch a child for taco bell
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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