i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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