you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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