Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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