Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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