its not stalking. its research.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
