everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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