so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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