Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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