in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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