I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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