i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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