I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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