Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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