I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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