so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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