so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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