I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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