That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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