New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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