My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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