So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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