we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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