I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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