She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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