i think my mom watched the whole time
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
A bitchslap is in order.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
