ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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