i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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