He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
