i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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