Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?