If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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