Dual....:-)
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You coming home soon, man?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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