I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it because I queefed?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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