dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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