A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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