The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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