Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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