dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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