Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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