The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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