i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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