I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
a search helicopter?!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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