I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm both gender and math confused
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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