would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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