what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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