Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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