omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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