Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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