Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
