My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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