You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
