you traded sex for a burrito?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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