yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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