I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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