she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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