doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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