So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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