you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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