She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
